Jokes


 * The school week**
 * Always give 100% at school....**
 * 12% on Monday**
 * 23% on Tuesday**
 * 40% on Wednesday**
 * 20% on Thursday**
 * 5% on Fridays**


 * Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".**
 * Student: I is the...**
 * Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".**
 * Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.**


 * An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". **
 * The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly. **
 * The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." **
 * The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing." **